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[stressingwitchface]

"Ugh. People"



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[abrightboy]

Did he have a weapon of any kind?

[stressingwitchface]

He was human. His whole body is a potential weapon.

[abrightboy]

How?

[stressingwitchface]

Look at me! I am SMALL. Fully one half to one third your height!

If he wished to, he could have easily immobilized me!

I will apologize for conceiving him as a larger threat than he actually was, but the fact remains that I am vulnerable to close range attacks.

[abrightboy]

So you want everyone to stay how far away from you, exactly?

[stressingwitchface]

Out of grabbing range.

[abrightboy]

Okay. If that’s what you want, you got it. In the meantime, your apology to Allan will involve you delivering a new pair of flipflops, so you best visit the wardrobe first.

[stressingwitchface]

Really?

[that’s it?]

[abrightboy]

As long as the apology is a good one.

[stressingwitchface]

Fine.